It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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