have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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