your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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