btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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