It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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