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  WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?

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• (714): View more from California

  He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.

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• (323): View more from California

  How did I end up in the pool?!

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  Welcome to ASU

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in

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• (310): View more from California

  Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?

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  You told me to go grocery shopping.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon

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