i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.