How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter