His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Can I color on your dick again?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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