Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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