Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He? As in you personified your dick?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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