Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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