He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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