Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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