I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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