Whod you bang
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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