Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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