So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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