Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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