That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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