quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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