Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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