So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize