btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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