Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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