distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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