Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize