We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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