wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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