before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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