party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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