They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
