I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I FOUND THE LEGS
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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