i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
