i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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