Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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