The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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