everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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