just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Randomize
