she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So. Much. Porn.
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