Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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