Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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