I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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