Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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