Your mouth is God's brothel.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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