She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
