hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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