You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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