guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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