What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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