I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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