You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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