I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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