dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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