We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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