you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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