i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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