Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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