dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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