I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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