at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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