I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
