i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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