You surviving the open bar?
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Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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